07/02/2012 18:05

By Ted Casablanca

Dear Ted:

Have to know what you think of or if you know any dirt behind the TomKat split?! I don't know why I'm surprised, but I kind of am. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' divorce has to do with his B.V., right? I'm almost positive you said she doesn't have one.

--Katie2001

Dear Duh:

Where to begin, Katie?! Well I'll start by saying this: Yes, I was surprised...by the timing. There have been issues dividing the A-list power couple for a while, it's true, but maybe Tommy was hoping all the good reviews for his part in Rock of Ages would overshadow this bombshell? Ha! Hardly. As for Vices, you're right on the money. He has one, though it may have less to do with the divorce than you'd think.