06/29/2012 00:13

By Ted Casablanca and Team Truth

Gather around, children, because today is the final installment in our series of life lessons that good ol' Hollyweird taught us. You've surely already learned a lot that you can apply to your own lives--ya know, like the fact that it's never too late to make a comeback (ask Lindsay Lohan) or that someone is always watching (ask LiLo that too)--but we've got a few more for you.

So listen up while we lay down the law. We're sure that there will be plenty more Tinseltown will teach us in the future, but for now we're happy to have taken away these five final lessons:

21. There's Always Something New! We thought for about half a second that Twilight would forever be the biggest franchise, well, ever and nothing would be able to compete with our dear Edward Cullen. But there's always a new Twilight--in this case, The Hunger Games. While Robert Pattinson may be hangin' up his fangs, Jennifer Lawrence is just getting arena-ready. And that's the way we like it. We will always adore our Ed, but we want something new to fawn over!